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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 23:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

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Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Still no good

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

What are the signs of mild autism in a child?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

No way

7-Day High-Protein Diabetes-Friendly Meal Plan to Help Build Muscle, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics