What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 23:42

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
What are the signs of mild autism in a child?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
No way
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics